I present to you the newest diet craze soon to be sweeping the nation.
Behold- the recession diet!
Step 1: before you eat anything, listen to the lastest bloomberg market report, check the lastest stock index OR listen to Gov Patterson's latest address on the NYS budget.
Step 2: before you go grocery shopping or order food (order out?! Please, we're in a recession!) Check your bank balance and/or call your credit card companies to discuss your APR.
Step 3: Its a recession- take the train/walk instead of cabs, do your own damn laundry/grocery shopping/whatever other ridiculous things you paid other people to do before the shit hit the fan.
Step 4: Who can afford bars? Cut the alcohol, save your wallet and your waist.
Step 5: Sex is free, and a great workout
Someone will steal this idea and write a book about it- mark my words!
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