Quote From A Juggalo

Quote From A Juggalo

I wish I didn't understand what this guy was talking about.
I wish I didn't know what "juggalo" meant.

Only In America.... Oh Wait, This Happened In Canada

Only In America.... Oh Wait, This Happened In Canada

Thin Fails

Photo shopping already skinny models disgusts me. Aside from sending a horrible message to young women and destroying body standards and self-image...what does it say about your clothes? Seriously. People can't wear your clothes? Is that the messages you want to send? That you would rather design clothes for a hanger or a box than a human being? Then maybe start designing laptop cases because I'm fed up with this shit.

That is all.

Robots

Friday Funday!

The wrong way.

The right way.

Fuck Me

Never has a picture ever encapsulated my childhood as much as this one.

Way to be Jessica Alba and Molly McEntire!

3

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FUCK IT FRIDAY!

Always on the lookout for people to blame.

...today it's Disney.

This pic (found while randomly trolling the internet for things to steal and take credit for) sums up my problem w/ the Disney classics (and dumb bitches) quite nicely.

Happy fuck it thursday y'all

that. bitch.

In more Oprah stalking news:

She just gave all of her employees an extra 10K check today along w/ a ton of other crap I'm sure she found left under the seats after her most recent "I cleaned out my closet now you bitches get free cars" episode.

This is some serious incentive to move to Chicago!

O Oprah-- if loving you is wrong I don't want to be right....are you and Gail still on the outs?...If you need a new bff I'm here for you giiirrrrlllll...

Is that even possible?

So...Betty White is in a new show that premiers tonight on TV Land.

#1- seriously, TV Land? That's the best her agent could do?

#2- Doesn't she just need a nice nap and a cup of tea? Why is everyone bothering this poor woman?! Hasn't she deserved a lovely retirement?

#3- Seriously bitches? This is just golden girls in a crappier city. Don't believe me? Here's the official write up from the TV Land Website:

About Hot In Cleveland:

Hot In Cleveland revolves around three fabulous L.A. women of a certain age who are best friends (Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick). Their lives are changed forever when their plane-- headed to Paris for a girls-only celebration-- unexpectedly lands in Cleveland and they soon rediscover themselves in a new 'promised land'. Loveing their new home, the women find themselves living under one roof and battling the sassy caretaker (Betty White) of the property they have rented."

Seriously people? Seriously Betty White's agent? Seriously TV Land?

Go fuck yourselves.

Betties

So lately I've been feeling a real kin-ship to the character of Betty Draper on the series Mad Men. She's a disenchanted former model/girl about town who married a mysterious handsome ad man (lead character Don Draper) and lives a life of enuie and despair in suburban westchester.

If only my wardrobe was half as wonderful as hers...and look how she sports a shotgun and cig! Life outside the city is a little rough but I think I'm still a ways off from re-enacting this scene...

In other news- this weekend was Albany pride. There were floats and dancing and wonderfulness and so, so many happy people that it truely helped me shake off the doldrums of the past week. also- drag queen lady gaga!!

Bottom line- less Betty Draper, more Gaga.

Happy Monday :)

Friday Funday

Hello babies,

today is friday-- the day I spend a lot of my time surfing the web pining after wonderful things I will never ever have....

a girl can dream can't she?

so, in no particular order is my friday short list of drool-worthy goodness.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Juicy Coture Lipgloss

Ridiculous NYC luxury apartments....

le sigh.

CRAVE!!

locoCoco

So Perez Hilton has expanded from offering his unwarranted and unwanted opinion on celebrity behavior to stalking fashion hags in a desperate attempt at vaidation.
Your still not fashionable OR skinny FATTO!!!
j/k.. I kid, I kid.

ps: I LOVE IT!!!


http://cocoperez.com/

Of course she is!

Oprah is giving away TV shows now...
RIDICULOUS!
Yet, I am very tempted to join her evil empire...
http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html

uncertainty...

I knew these pants were coming into style again...apparently they were popular a few years ago in France and all the sassy ladies of gay paris are throwing their washed up trends across the pond to us hags over here in the states. I think I hate these pants. BUT I think they look really comfortable...I have no idea what to think of these pants. I want to buy them, but don't want to be seen in them.

fucking fashion.

mmmmtasty

I am seriously considering doing this to my hair...and buying replicas of her entire wardrobe from Mad Men, Season 1...and, essentially, just being this bitch. love love love!!

Good for you Esquire's 2010 Sexiest Woman of the year-- 5 hearts! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Essentially how I feel this week. Save the drama for your mamma people. I really miss living near a beach!!