Because it was so fucking random.
Item #1-
an application for a TOTALLY FREE copy of Fairlawn Cemetary's book "Deal with it Now" which, aside from having an amazing name- is all about booking, payment plans, and maintaining your funeral plot. You know, for you and your loved ones.
amazing
Item #2-
A settlement check I received from a class action lawsuit I drunkenly agreed to with the creators of Airborn. (This is why I need drunk-lock on my laptop)
This would be like.."woah awesome, I just got $20) EXCEPT- when I saw the envelope I was pretty sure I was getting sued. So it was extra pleasant to open it to find a check.
If anybody can beat that combo I would be happy to hear about it.
xoxoxox-=sticky
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